BLOG EXPLOSION!!!

HOLLA!
HOLLA!!
HOLLA!!!

Wow, this is a happy Blog. I've spent more time reading posts today than in my last ten visits to the Blog COMBINED. Only one thing to say about that: SHABANGABANG!!!

Craig, Holla Back!!! I'll still chop off some heads if you want. I'll make sure the dirty jerz po-po never fucks with the Craig again. Jail musta been pretty shitty, but it sounds like quite an experience. And you're one of the rare people who could actually get along with both the guards and the inmates, so it probably wasn't as bad for you as it would be for some other people. You were at the Hunterdon County jail??? Do you know what the name of the town is? It might have been one of the jails I used to deliver Domino's Pizza to!

And I like your plan to attack Saudi Arabia. But they give us too much money, so that's not gonna be done any time soon. Especially when we don't even have enough troops to secure Iraq. Nope, we're royally fucked. The Bush plan is to protect us from terrorists by drawing them to our troops in the Middle East instead of on American soil. So far it's worked.

Luke, I think you're right about the fact that Bush cheated. Further evidence is because all of the exit polls showed Kerry ahead in Florida and Ohio, but the "raw data" (which came from machines which couldn't trace the votes) came out in favour of Bush. Perhaps there was some tampering....???

But I think it's just as likely that he actually did win fair and square. After all, all the states that went for him are from the religious, right-wing bible-belt states who believe homosexuality and abortion are grevious sins against our Lord and Bush is a crusader for Jesus.

Anyway, I'm just chillin' this weekend but next weekend we're definitely going to AMSTERDAM bitches!!! So holla at that! Keep Blogging, goddammit!!!!