Der Daily Show

Holy fucking shit!!! I just discovered TONIGHT than on CNN Europe (which is the only newschannel I get here) that they show THE DAILY SHOW WITH JOHN STEWART at 1:30 a.m. which is too fucking awesome for me to comment on (although I will)!!! It's actually "The Daily Show: Global Edition" which is the exact same thing as the normal Daily Show, only John Stewart gives an opening address to the world and ends with an "International Moment Of Zen". Which is so fucking great!!!!!!!!!! Plus I'm really drunk (having ordered a couple of Liters of Beer tonight) which makes it even more awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But what's this about Craig being in jail?????? What the fuck is that all about? I'll fucking kidnap the nearest American tourist and demand that they release Craig or I'll chop off the guy's fucking head!!!

Luke: I don't masturbate as frequently as one might think. You probably masturbate every day that you don't get fucked by some hot bitch you meet at a party (although I can't speculate as to how often that is). But you'd better be "keeping it real" OKAAAYYYYYYY? WWWWHATTT???? YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (--Little John)

Anyway, I hope you're having the Halloween Party of a lifetime. They never celebrated that holiday in Germany until a few years ago, but it's still not much of a big deal over here. I keep talking to Germans about the election, and everyone tells me that "Bush ist sehr schlecht" and whatnot. Last night I went to a big University Party over here, which was basically a bunch of Germans drinking Beck's and dancing to American dance music from 1997.

I will Blog y'all later. Free Craig! Free Craig! The Daily Show rules!!! Das Schwarze! You'd better fucking know about it!!!!!