Holla at your President

So I woke myself up at 3:00 in the morning last night so I could watch a live webcast of the debate because I still don't have a TV. Turns out my clock fucked up and it was actually 4:00 so I only caught the last 30 minutes, but I must say that Bush mopped the floor with that lousy Massachussetts liberal. I mean, seriously, how could the man accuse Bush of actually making a mistake in the way he went about the war in Iraq? Is it not completely obvious that Iraqis are much happier than they were before this thing? I'm sure they don't mind losing their families and children for all the maginificent freedom we've been bringing them! And I'm sure the families of the American soldiers are more than happy to have sacrificed their children to make this world such a safer place. I feel a lot safer than I did before the war began, not to mention all the respect that Bush has gained for our country around the world. Everywhere I go, Germans compliment me on having such a great, open-minded President who is willing for fight the good fight to spread freedom and democracy everywhere! They just hand me money as a token of their appreciation for my country making the world so much safer.
So if any of you pot-smoking liberal scum actually think of voting for Kerry, you should just Blog yourselves right now. I mean, did he really have to break down weeping like a little baby in the middle of the debate? Seriously, it was embarassing when his mother had to come out on the stage and hold him in her arms telling him it was ok and he was doing a good job and he could still be president.
And how about when he said, "I think we should re-instate Saddam Hussein as lord and dictator of not only Iraq but the entire middle-east."? Excuse me for thinking this is a bad idea.
I'm much more in support of Bush's plan to make Dick Cheney the Supreme Commander of the middle-east, to disband the United Nations, and to drop nuclear warheads on France until the whole country is destroyed and its entire population horribly mutated by radiation. That's a world I could live in...a world safe for freedom and equality! (except of course for gays and lesbians but they're not really people)

Anyway, I hope you bitches are having fun and still smoking lots of blunts because I sure as hell can't find any here. Last night there were TWO drug dealers in my kitchen but neither of them felt like selling anything. It was confusing, mostly because I can't speak German, but whatever. Amsterdam...soon. Then I might have something interesting to write about.
Luke, holla at yourself for blogging, and holla at Max for saying "meow". I don't think I'll be taking dance lessons any time soon, and now that my German class is over I won't be seeing the Big-Assed Brazilian Beauty ever again so I can just forget about her. You're probably right--she probably doesn't have enough substance for Kem, but there are just so few who actually do.
I've been having lots of lucid dreams here (because now that I don't smoke weed I can actually REMEMBER my dreams) and last night I lost my dream-virginity to Britney Spears. She's not that good...all she did was lie there like a slut but she seemed to enjoy it.
Other than that absolutely NOTHING interesting has been going on but now I've got two weeks off to travel around and I might start having some adventures. Not that any of you will hear about them except for Luke and Craig, and not that I have any incentive to actually write about them because most of you bitches are "too cool" for the Blog now.
But whatever. Hopefully Bush will be re-elected and you'll all be thrown in jail, where they will FORCE you to Blog (because that's what they do...according to Kolliers). Anyway, smoke a blunt for me, and share some with Kimbo's poor turtle.
Four more years! Four more years!