Langweiligkeit (Boredom)

So, only two more posts since last time? More dissappointment. But at least we heard from Smashley. It's about time she blogged again, even though her Blog depressed me down even further in my already depressed state. I miss Autumn too, Smash. What the hell went wrong? Nobody is hanging out and partying anymore? Maybe it's the lack of BLOGGING that's to blame. This Blog is called "Autumn Leezy" but I haven't seen a single resident of Autumn post a Blog in ages. Only the squatter, and not too much by him either. The vast majority of posts are from non-Autumn residents, so yeah, what the fuck?

Life here couldn't be less exciting right now. The two week break we had after the German class is over and I have my first class tomorrow. But the way they do it here is very weird. You don't sign up for courses, you just go sit in on them and if you want to sign up, they pass around a sheet. Over the next two weeks I'll be trying out about 10 classes and I'll choose the best 3 or 4 to stick with.

The Simpsons in German is wacky. All of the characters sound like Uter. And instead of "D'oh" Homer says "D'ein" (I guess because the German word for "no" is "nein"). So you can impress your friends with that knowledge the next time you're watching.

To answer your question, I went out with all those German bitches because one of the nights I spent with my family they had something to do, and they asked around for girls in town who'd be willing to take me out. A couple of girls volunteered because they remember me from a festival I was at the last time I was here, in which we were all incredibly wasted and rowdy and I was a lot more outgoing and exciting. This time, however, they didn't give Kem a CHANCE to get drunk and lower those inhibitions to where you all know they can go. (Does anybody need THIS MUCH sock?...Watch out for those damn bats!!!...etc.)

Watched "We Were Soldiers" in German with the Germans in my kitchen last night, but I finished my beers early and left after the first half. Amazing how easy it is to understand these films without understanding the dialog. Mel Gibson is sad that he's leaving his family to go to Vietnam. Then they're in Vietnam and everyone gets shot. Not much more to it.

Wish I had something interesting to say. Wish YOU guys would take a break from your fucking homework and waste some time on the Blog. Maybe have a PARTY or something. Something tells me none of you are drinking enough. Well, I'll just have to drink extra for you, like you'd better be smoking extra for me. If you ever feel like you've had one too many blunts, just tell yourselves, "this one's for Kem."

Das Schwarze. Know about it, bitches.