Smoking Weed Supports Terrorists...

...so you should all be ashamed. Except for luke and smidget, because they're cool enough to blog. Yeah, I did see the facial expressions because the webcast was surprisingly clear. I was able to watch the whole thing on a free video from MSNBC.com and sarcasm aside it definitely seemed that Kerry finally gained some ground in this election. He was always smiling at what Bush was saying like "do you HEAR this idiot?" while Bush was scowling the whole time like "how can I have him killed and make it look like an accident?" Plus, it was quite obvious that Kerry is the taller candidate and in the entire history of presidential elections since the debates have been televised, the taller candidate has won (except when the supreme court has stepped in). So there's your random fact of the day.

Today I went to the park and walked around while listening to music on my headphones, which I guess must be illegal in Germany because all the Germans I passed by were giving me nasty looks. I would smile and nod at them and they would scowl at me like I was raping a child. Other than that it's been a boring boring day because everyone else has gone travelling to exotic locations. I should do that soon but the of the two other people I hang out with, one is an asshole who I don't want to go anywhere with and the other has no money. So I need to learn German real fast and find some Germans who want to go to Amsterdam with me, or just go by myself and hope I don't die.

Keep blogging. Where the fuck is Craig? He's supposed to be on everybody's ass about blogging all the time but he's not even blogging himself anymore. There was a really nasty article about him in Kollier's this week, and if he wants to save his reputation he'd better blog soon and make everyone else do so as well.

"A woman should not tell a man what to do." -Kunta Kintay