Happy Birthday, Hitler

And a Happy 4/20 to all the Autumn Laners and Autumn Lane associates. I hope you guys do something as cool as we did last year. That pine barrens trip was INTENSE. I don't have any big plans today, but there will definitely be lots of weed smoking and I hope I can convince enough other people to shroom. Apparently it's legal to buy shrooms here. They're not allowed to advertise though, but there's a store in Frankfurt that sells quality shrooms, perfectly legit. Crazy world. But yeah, hope you all have fun.

And Luke, I will be glad to come to the conduit every fucking tuesday night next year. I've only been there twice and I was under 21, but one of those shows was the bomb. And maybe you can teach me how to "mack it" to women, because I'm getting pretty fucking tired of this desperate-virgin routine I've been stuck in.

Anyway, smoke a blunt for Hitler. Peace out.