Save the Blog

Come on, people, what the fuck is wrong with you? You can't take a couple of seconds every once in awhile to post something in this blog? You people MAKE ME SICK. You can all go fuck yourselves, seriously. And I say that knowing that nobody's going to be reading this except Luke, who is obviously excused from having to fuck himself, though he's certainly free to do that if he chooses. But for all of you where AREN'T reading this, I hope you die slow painful deaths. I'm talking skinned alive and dipped in a tub full of salt water, then thrown in a pile of fire ants who will slowly devour you piece by minescule piece. You people are SHIT. You can all fucking suck my motherfucking cock and I hope you choke on it you goddamn sons of bitches. You don't deserve to Blog. Lowly maggot scum like you who don't even have the common decency to just post a tiny little update about what's going on in your life every now and then so your friends can keep in touch with you don't even deserve to live or pass on your genes. I hope your dicks are smashed or your cunts are sliced open. You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves, and if you don't start posting I swear by Satan that the streets will flow red with the blood of you, your families, your loved ones, and the families of your loved ones. Only those of you who are reading this will be spared. That is all.