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This was found in the notebooks of the late Theodore Geisel, better known as Dr. Suess:

i like the weed, i have to say
i like the weed i've smoked today

i like to smoke weed in my bowl
i like to smoke it with a troll
i like to smoke weed from my bong
i like to wear my smoking thong
i like to smoke, o yes it's true
i like to smoke with licky-poo

i like the weed, i have to say
i like the weed i've smoked today

the weed i smoke is mighty fine
i smoke with my friend zammy-zine
zammy likes to smoke weed too
he smokes with his friend shnammy-shnoo
shnammy gets his weed from floogie
who knows plim-plumpee-ploogie
ploogie gets his weed from xoo
and xoo gets his from licky-poo

i like the weed, i have to say
i like the weed i've smoked today
and if you like to smoke weed too
just go find your friend licky-poo

Blog to the Future

I regret to inform everyone that I have been unable to post for quite some time due to a conflict I've been having with Collier's magazine. It seemed that the owner of the magazine, John Elway (former Denver Broncos quarterback), is a frequent reader of the Autumn Leezy Blog, and he did not appreciate my slanderous comments. I was sued for libel and instructed by the judge not to post on the blog until the case was resolved. Well, I won the case but I'm sorry to say that the legal battle caused the company to go bankrupt, and Collier's magazine is no more. The company's stock went from the most expensive on the market to completely worthless in a matter of minutes. John Elway is now penniless and hopelessly in debt. Nobody has seen him for days, and it is believed he is now living as a hermit somewhere in the rocky mountains.

So it's official. After the longest running publication in magazine history, from its first issue in August 19, 3214 B.C. to June 14, 2004, Collier's magazine is no longer in print. Hence, it shall not be mentioned again.

According to Collier's magazine, 97.3% of American are VERY happy to hear this. 2.6% said, "Long live Saddam" and .1% said, "A woman should not tell a man what to do."